Stage 1 - The cliffs

The cliffs are the first stage of <unnamed Game>. They are where <unnamed hero> and his friend Jeff the Miner live.
Jeff mines most of his time, and when he doesn't, he's probably on his PS3, so, when <unnamed hero> finds his house empty, he presumes Jeff is on one of his mining ventures.

 There are 3 areas of the Cliffs. Each area contains 10 rooms.
Area 1 - Sunny Cliffs - helps you get to grips with controls, and isn't too mean on you.
Area 2 - Rainy Cliffs - similar to area 1, but its jumps become a little more hazardous.
Area 3 - The Mines - this area introduces spike traps and signs that warn of hazards.
Boss 1 - I'm at a loss for a boss of this stage. Maybe I won't include one. But we may see Dave in this stage at some point.